Fetch the Stick


Wild Wild West

https://zipbangwow.com/2019/02/21/home-on-the-deranged/

Mental Health Day

I overdid it this week. Wrote two articles I’m very happy with.

https://emojiency.com/2019/02/start-em-young-embrace-the-violence-of-video-games/
https://emojiency.com/2019/02/bullies-rule-the-world-only-because-we-demand-it/

Email me if you’d like to talk about hiring me to write or illustrate for you.


Low-Poly Comix: November 14, 2018


Ichiro: Who the Fuck is Tom Brady?

In this Reddit thread, /u/Clifford_the_big_red asked if someone would make a t-shirt with a minimalist illustration of Ichiro with the caption, “Who the Fuck is Tom Brady?”

So, I made one.

Thanks to Maggie for your guidance on refining the illustration.

(Here’s the PDF (for export) which should work for uploading to a t-shirt-making website.)

If you like the illustration, please consider listening to my podcast, Four-Finger Shotguns.


Fuckin’ A!

Fuckin’ A! t-shirts($25), hoodies($40), and stickers ($6) are now available at teespring.com/finga for as long as they keep selling. I think.

I haven’t used teespring.com before and their instructions are a little unclear. Upon further investigation, it looks like they do a print run as long as one shirt gets sold. (I bought one for myself, so the print run happens on Monday.) Then they do another print run every 21 days as long as one gets sold during that span of time.

If not, I can re-activate the campaign and the whole thing starts over again.

Pretty slick.


Playing Cards

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I miss Freehand’s “Paste Inside”. I’m sure there’s a way to do that in Affinity Designer, but I haven’t gotten around to finding it yet.

color-traditions-card-back

I honestly just miss Freehand. Shame on you, Adobe.

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Bob Ross in Space

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Drawn on iPad Pro with Apple Pencil in Procreate.



Secret Messages

Sending secret messages through Instagram.